Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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