Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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