We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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