people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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