My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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