I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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