meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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