soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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