at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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