you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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