I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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