i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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two words...techno handjob
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
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