if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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