i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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