I got chris browned last night
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Randomize
