what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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