That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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