what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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