I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Drake has all the answers
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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