she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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