i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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