she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
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I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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