ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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