I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
My feet surprised me
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