Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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