i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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