I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
