There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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