:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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