Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible