he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.