i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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