So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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