I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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