We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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