There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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