Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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