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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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