im drinking this country out of the recession.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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