Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
only you would photoshop your dick
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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