are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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