How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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