my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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