I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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