break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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