That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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