mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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