areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I can't turn off my feet"
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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