When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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