yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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