sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I am one with the molecules
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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