What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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