Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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