theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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