i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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