So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
she woke up with a sticky ear
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
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i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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