Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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