He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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