Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm passing your future prison.
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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